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A fracked shoulder, a broken tooth and a squeaky knee

sohaibbbhatti — Sat, 30 May 2009 19:01:47 +0000

Life couldn’t be cooler than it currently is.

The worthless cunt-of-a-friends who told me that exercise is good for the health are assholes. Never before was I in such a crappy state as I am right now.

After just 2 weeks of rugby my shoulder is killing me. The pain is so much that I want to cry, but then I remember that I am a man, and hence cry.

Jogging has brought along with it a pretty freaky thing. My knee now makes the most metallic sound when I walk. The sound is similar two rusted hinges being moved. Arthritis anyone?

And finally the broken tooth. People who say that God has modeled and made us humans to perfection are either
a) Bloody TAlibaNZ LOLOLOLOLZ
b) Cunts
c) Liars
d) Special people

If we were lyk so omg why on earth would that a mere tooth can cause so much agonizing pain that I cant even control my bladder.

The only cool thing is that people have their face really close to my ass, and I try my level best to pass a silent deadly fart. I really need to incorporate channay to my diet so as to be a bit more lethal.

I think I just pissed in my pants

I need a Note:productive hobby )-:

sohaibbbhatti — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:22:52 +0000

I’m just amazed by this video. Their stance is OMG LYK IT IS SO nOT coOl FoR gALs tO WeARZZ alL thE MakeUPz. However, the bitch shown in the video is doing the exact same thing. Hypocrisy at its best!!!

And why is it that satan always sports a goatee. Let it be southpark or shit productions like this.

For all mullah fag fanBoIS_90210 who want the right to voice their opinion with explanations such As NO nO NO, producing alL thE PorNOZZZ to curB alL tHe ProductiOnZ of tHE PoRnoS is lyK so cOoL, choke on this _)_ .

Basha’s countless fUnkY doTA -NiCkS- haS iMpaRted thIs pseUdO Yo LiNgO WiSdoMZZZZ oN mE

Life has officially hit an all time low

sohaibbbhatti — Fri, 22 May 2009 11:56:28 +0000

from now on Beer + chars + ciggys FTW!!!

is astounded how adding one semicolon can reduce 102 errors to a mere 1 :P

sohaibbbhatti — Fri, 22 May 2009 11:50:37 +0000

OMG

sohaibbbhatti — Wed, 20 May 2009 12:57:28 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen.Screw it
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Gentlemen. Blekh
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Random punks. The impossible has just happened. I have officially seen my third ever indian movie. “Gajni”
The protagonist is depicted as a mentally retarded piece of turd. Instead of writing random bullshit in a diary he writes it on his body.
The movie made me realize that its OK to laugh at disabled/mentally challenged people. In this case however the only thing i did was cry.
The director, on the other hand is a genius. The flow of the movie is just too good. He has predicted the thought process of the audience beforehand and made the movie accordingly. At the half mark one is tempted to slit his wrist. Two seconds after that he actually slits his wrist. Just when overwhelming joy begins to kick in of departing this sad miserable shithole of a world the movie comes to an end.
The only part which was actually enjoyable was the end credits. It is my humble request that if you ever happen to meet any cast member of the movie, go to him and kick him in the nuts so hard that they shoot out from his mouth

Thank you for ruining one of my all time favorite movies(Memento). May you all rot in hell.

Blogging through email

sohaibbbhatti — Tue, 19 May 2009 18:44:52 +0000

Testing

Paragraph 1

OMG ITS LYK ALL SO MULTI COLORED

funky italics bold

please ignore

Extremely awesome Cosplay

sohaibbbhatti — Tue, 19 May 2009 09:41:24 +0000

Found this out from GameSpy. Just have a look at this dudes flickr account. Totally cool dude!!!

Ninjas vs Pirates

sohaibbbhatti — Tue, 19 May 2009 09:26:02 +0000

Throughout the course of humanity, from its inception till now, this question has been unable to be answered. Countless upon countless of scholars lost their minds due to the complexity of this problem. Freud, for instance, fell in love with his mom. Certain individuals who did reach to a conclusion were shunned from society, some even executed for blasphemy.

However, it has come to my attention that attempting to answer such a question is pointless. This is because something sinister lurks in the shadows, a being so powerful that his whereabouts is a matter of universal security. Behold, the ninja pirate!!

No mortal human, or even ninjas or pirates are a match for this being. In my opinion, the ownership of the universe should be handed to such a being. Sacrifices should be made in his honor after every microsecond. Finally and most importantly, dont piss him off or else he just might anhilate the entire universe for payback

Note: Didn’t come out as good as i wanted it to be. Will review it when I’m free

Muslims = Peace?

sohaibbbhatti — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:41:07 +0000

I had the weirdest conversation with 2 rather stoned friends of mine. It went something like this.

(Sohaib enters the room in the midst of a conversation)

X: Muzlims are nothing but trouble.
Sohaib: Dude that not true, Islam is a religion of peace.
Y: Hey do you realize something?
(A brief period of laughs in a fashion best described as the M.A laugh)
Y: If muzlims are all for peace and hippies are for peace then that makes all muzlims hippies.
(M.A. laugh)

(Sohaib leaves the room taking great pride in the fact that he just made 2 people Muslims)

3 totally awesome sites

sohaibbbhatti — Sun, 17 May 2009 08:43:57 +0000

As most of you are already aware, google crashed for over an hour and a half the previous day. During that time my friends referred to me these 3 totally awesome sites.

Slide Share

This place is the number 1 destination to be if you ever need to review presentation slides. Really cool stuff can be found here. Even presentations on presentations!

Scribd

A rad place for looking at docs.

Wolfram Alpha

Do give it a try, really awesome stuff. for instance type “integrate 4x^2″. Upon asking the meaning of life, the answer 42 was provided. Need i say more?

On a side note google doesnt seem to be working again.